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Be more aware of life

Be more aware of life

Sunday, June 20, 2010

waterslides & babies

The idea of a baby coming out of a woman's body frankly gives me the willies.

A great friend had her baby the other day.
The baby, now known as Emily, kinda popped out, quick like. In an hour. It was like a waterslide. She said it was so painful that she wanted to beat her husband with a crowbar.

Then the joy of getting up every two hours to feed this new addition comes about.
Then the word NO becomes terribly popular.
Being able to run at full tilt now becomes an issue.
Then Houdini like magic begins to happen around the house as things begin to disappear. Your favorite ring, the remote, etc.
Then your little bundle of joy becomes a master artist. Most likely your living room wall or kitchen floor is the canvas.
Which school; what after-school camp or activity will they do; PTA?; volunteer for school activities.
Puberty.
Saving for college.
Car insurance, drivers license...taking your car.

Ya know...there was a time when the idea of having a kid was exciting. Now...not so much. Don't get me wrong, I would embrace it if I became pregnant. But I can't say that I would strive for it.

Living vicariously through your friends is an under-rated idea.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Customer Service...what does it mean?

Customer Service means, well...customer service, right?
No...it does not

It means, jerk you around as much as possible until you get so frustrated that you wonder why you bothered in the first place.
That's if you actually get through to someone.

The automated phone lines have become so ridiculous that the
electronic voice pretty much tells you to "go suck it" all by itself.

Why is it, when people are tripping over themselves for a job, when I hand someone my money, they simply cannot say thank you?
I've stood in a grocery line for 24 minutes, more than once. After handing a clerk my cash, i've said "thank you", to which they stare at me wondering why I haven't moved yet. Who trains these people?

I like it when something gets botched, like my last furniture order.
  • I had ordered a living room set, a King Bed & a King mattress & boxspring.
  • I paid for delivery due to so many items.
  • I waited 2 weeks for my many items.
  • I received a phone call the day before my scheduled delivery date, letting me know that my mattress & boxspring "didn't make it on the truck".
  • Ohhhhhh.....and I couldn't have the mattresses until the following Thrursday.
If your anything like me, the idea of sleeping on my new couch or loveseat
for a week didn't sit well.

I called customer service and asked "is there anything that can be done since this leaves me with no bed for a week?" The customer service rep very casually told me to suck it.
Long story short......In the end, nothing was done.

Maybe my standards of customer service are set to high.
Maybe I need to start saying "suck it" when someone calls me!
This is what is wrong with people today.
This is the mentality of folks we meet.
This is wrong.

I was taught to have pride in what I do.
I was taught that how I treat someone is a direct reflection on myself.
This is because I was taught to care.

No wonder our local mom & pop businesses go belly up
and everyone shops online now.
I miss them.
They used to say thank you when I handed them my money.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Skydving...sane or a husband killer?




I asked my husband near christmas which one he'd like more....


skydiving or a PS3.
The look was something I could only call histerical...and painful.
He chose skydiving.
Me? Nooooooo...I fall enough as it is.

He waited till it warmed up, then made his appointment for today.
It had been raining and thunderstorming on and off for 2 weeks, I prayed for a decent day.
It was georgeous, HOT, but gorgeous.

Anthony looked calm and collected, as usual. I was nervous. My husband believes Murphy's Law was written for me, so I tend to be in a constant state of unease.

List of stuff to do:
Water...check
Munchies...check
Gift certificate...check
Make sure insurance policy is up to date on Anthony...check

We arrived and everything went smoothly.
I got comfortable on the ground as he walked to the plane, suited up and ready to go.

I was anxious as hell. I searched and searched, and when he showed up as a itty bitty spot in the sky I was relieved. The landing went well, they breezed on in (tandem jump), and touched the ground softly.

As he was walking towards me, his grin was huge. It didn't leave his face. He was thrilled!
When we watched the video, he was smiling so big that I knew that he was finally impressed by something!

A place for my adrenaline junky of a husband to finally release.
His next gift will be the 6 hour course and his first, on his own, AFF (accelerated free fall)....sweet jesus

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Italian Grandfathers & Ancient Lawn Deer....

I grew up in Upstate NY, where all the restaurants in town were owned by little italian men, the waiters were always male, shirley temples had 5 cherries in them & my grandmother ate parmesean cheese out of the palm of her hand.

I was my grandfathers lucky charm, which made me feel special enough to
never utter a peep while he played poker with my Uncle Dom and the family.
They were long lazy nights by the lake, fishing for sunfish, dragging the inner tubes out from under the house, and feeding the ducks to the sound of laughter.

Aunt Florence would scold us for riding the ancient lawn deer.
The buck had an unfortunate accident during one of those wild rides, and having one antler didn't suit Aunt Florence. What in the world were the deer there for anyway?? It was a mystery to us kids. She never would tell us the answer to that question. I know she would walk away laughing as we picked our brains trying to understand the meaning of the lawn deer.

My grandfather knew everyone in town, but I guess back in the day that's just the way it was. I miss those days. His stories would keep me enthralled when I was young, and enchanted when I was older. I would never tell my grandfather that "I'd already heard that one". No way.

My grandfather & I would sit infront of the wood stove, at a wobbly card table, playing Crazy Eights for hours. Those nights I remember...those nights were meant to be remembered.

Grandpa worked at JC Penny's for his entire life. He sold shoes.
He always seemed to be having the time of his life.
I believe it's because he had a captive audience for his stories while he had your shoes.
I would hang out with him, going into the backroom to help him find the perfect pair of shoes for his many regulars. He would always take the time to lace your shoes for you, to use a shoehorn and carefully ease your new shoe on, then have you stand so he could be sure your toes weren't crammed into the ends.

He cared about what he did...
He taught me that helping people properly was something to take pride in, no matter what you do in life.
He taught me a strong work ethic.
He taught me that people always wanted to talk about something.
He taught me that people loved to be remembered.
He taught me that people really want to laugh at something, no matter how they look when you first see them.
He taught me to speak to people, to see some good in people & he taught me how to handle the bad in people.

When I was a toddler, my grandfather would shave with the
old brush and shaving cream in a bowl.
I would knock on the door, as if he didn't know I was coming, and he'd sweep me up onto the toilet top. I would sit while he swirled shaving cream all over my face, probably preparing me for the life of an italian woman. I remember those moments as if they happened yesterday.

When my grandfather died, I asked my grandmother for his shaving brush.
It sits in my bathroom right now.
When I look at it I smell shaving cream, and it makes me smile.